06/03/25 Stranded
06/04/25 Do the stanky leg.
06/04/25 Take a sea bath.
06/04/25 Go crazy and attack the sharks.
06/04/25 Crack open the coconut, or pocket it for later.
06/04/25 Stick genitalia in the coconut.
06/04/25 Hit the sharks with the coconut.
06/04/25 Take the shark's corpse and put it in your inventory.
06/04/25 Ride the back of one of the sharks.
06/04/25 Realize that the shark is a bomb.
06/05/25 Wear the Shark Head from the inventory.
06/05/25 Try to be friends with the other sharks while wearing the disguise.
06/05/25 Climb Coconut Tree and feel the wind on your gills.
06/05/25 Throw a shark at him.
06/05/25 Look around for a coconut to throw at him.
06/05/25 Dig a hole, try to find something.
06/05/25 Lick it for clues.
06/05/25 Grab a stick if there is one, and try lockpicking the hatch.
06/05/25 Indulge in the urge to spelunk.
06/06/25 Feel the walls of the room in search of a light switch.
06/06/25 look at the surroundings.
06/06/25 Go into the dark, just to check what's there.
06/06/25 Look up at the 2nd ladder.
06/06/25 Headbutt the hatch.
06/07/25 Fall into a lucid dream to hone the technique of headbutting.
06/07/25 Put the tie on the coconut.
06/07/25 Use the Well-Dressed Coconut as a flail and try to chop down the tree.
06/07/25 Search the beach for some useful trash.
06/07/25 Give the coconut a funny name and become its best friend.
06/08/25 Stick genitalia in the coconut.
06/08/25 Use Sir Crack-A-Lot to smash Well-Dressed Coconut.
06/08/25 Make a raft and go to the other deserted island.
06/08/25 Inspect the metal tree for any mysterious buttons or switches.
06/08/25 Press the button by throwing Sir Crack-A-Lot at it.
06/09/25 Take both coconuts down the elevator with you.
06/09/25 Behold a unreasonable number of Coconuts.
06/09/25 Try communicating with the coconuts.
06/11/25 Hear weird noises.
06/11/25 Smack it with the Well-Dressed Coconut.
06/14/25 Kick the coconut.
06/14/25 Do a flip over the coconuts and escape the room.
06/15/25 Trip, causing the other one to act on the dreams.
06/15/25 Mourn flattened hat.
06/15/25 Headbutt the crowd of coconuts coming your way.
06/16/25 Stare menacingly at the coconut horde, readying for another headbutt.
06/17/25 Eat one of them brutally.
06/18/25 Poke the unconscious man who tripped over you.
06/18/25 Put him in your inventory.
06/20/25 Use the coconuts as wheels.
06/20/25 Headbutt the hatch you were trying to open in the first place.
06/21/25 Take a look around.
06/22/25 Climb on a tree.
06/23/25 Inspect under the leaves of the tree.
06/23/25 Press the button.
06/24/25 Enter the tree.
06/28/25 Walk down the path in front of you.
06/28/25 Make a amusing reference to a certain webcomic by falling down the stairs.
07/03/25 Next.
07/04/25 Pocket the Little Sword and explore beyond the hallway to your left.
07/05/25 Press the 5th button five times.
07/06/25 Return to the corridor with the ladders and go up ladder five.
07/06/25 Kill someone.
07/06/25 View all the remaining cameras.
07/07/25 Go through the door.
07/08/25 Pick at your belly button.
07/08/25 Enter the rocket to obtain one.
07/09/25 Enter the Konami code on the control panel.
07/09/25 Go up the stairs.
07/09/25 Disregard the consequences and press the big launch button.
07/13/25 Go wake up the other guy.
07/13/25 Run over to the rocket.
07/15/25 Headbutt it.
07/15/25 Headbutt the wall.
07/16/25 Take a leap of faith.
07/16/25 Help him.
07/17/25 Tickle it.
07/18/25 Headbutt the other hand.
07/18/25 Become an astronaut.