08/26/25 No Money
08/26/25 MM: Examine wanted poster.
08/26/25 MM: Ask about this moneyfull man.
08/28/25 MM: Exit the store, money must be found.
08/28/25 MM: Ask the employee for help.
08/28/25 MM: Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room.
08/28/25 MM: Climb into the air vent.
08/29/25 MM: Down all of the pimple purple while TC isn't looking.
08/29/25 TC: Look.
08/29/25 MM: Fart in the cool breeze from the vent.
08/29/25 MM: Punch the vent.
08/29/25 TC: L o o k.
08/29/25 MM: Turn to the other, undiscovered as of yet, wall.
08/29/25 Next.
08/29/25 MM: Steal money from register.
08/29/25 MM: Brag about the $0.01 to the Tired Cashier.
08/30/25 MM: Use penny to unscrew air vent.
08/30/25 MM: Keep the screws as a snack.
08/30/25 TC: Question what the hell this guy's deal is.
08/30/25 MM: Crawl through vent.
08/31/25 MM: Toss the screws at the fan.
08/31/25 TC: Finish your shift.
09/02/25 MM: Poke the fan with your finger.
09/02/25 MM: Poke your wound with the penny.
09/02/25 MM: Find cloth, stop the bleeding, survive.
09/02/25 Reader: Hear the sounds of the reader police because of your attempted suggestion-based murder.
09/03/25 MM: Do your best impression of Thor, God of Thunder and exit the vent.
09/03/25 TC: Fall asleep.
09/03/25 TC: Blink repeatedly in an attempt to regain your vision.
09/03/25 TC: Flash your light on Freddington Ursine, so he doesn't jumpscare you.
09/04/25 Reader: Question why the cashier didn't just duck under the counter for cover.
09/04/25 MM: Stand on the counter and remove turret from ceiling.
09/04/25 MM: Use that snake thing on the wall.
09/04/25 MM: Search TC’s body for anything useful.
09/05/25 MM: Use the scissors on the turret wires.
09/06/25 MM: Take a moment to lament the oh so untimely death of nothing.
09/06/25 MM: Do something productive by finding something that can break the vent fan.
09/07/25 MM: Question how you're able to carry a cash register in your pocket.
09/10/25 (S) You have a party in your pocket now.
09/10/25 MM: Yank the turret off.
09/11/25 MM: Test if you can shoot it by shooting the cashier.
09/11/25 MM: Go back in the vent.
09/11/25 MM: Use the 31 cents.
09/11/25 MM: Throw the 31 cents at the fan.
09/12/25 MM: Just throw the damn register at it already.
09/12/25 MM: Proceed.
09/12/25 MM: Throw the register at the gate to open it.
09/13/25 MM: Climb down ladder.
09/13/25 MM: Push up button.
09/13/25 MM: Put register on platform.
09/14/25 MM: Examine 4th wall of this room.
09/19/25 MM: Longingly caress the portrait.
09/20/25 MM: Enlarge the register and bash the front door open with it.
09/20/25 Next.
09/21/25 MM: Look into the abyss.
09/21/25 MM: This is an unsettling development, go back inside immediately.
09/21/25 MM: Did you have gas station sushi at some point?
09/22/25 MM: What does that sign say, to the right.
09/22/25 MM: Rearrange the letters of the sign to say "no DamS Frozen!".
09/22/25 MM: Attempt to pry open the freezer.
09/22/25 MM: Freeze it open then, penniless person.
09/23/25 MM: Unplug the freezer so it begins thawing.
09/24/25 MM: Do a little jig while you’re waiting.
09/24/25 MM: Take the giant D from the sign, it will be super important later.
09/26/25 Wealthless Woman: Appear.
09/26/25 WW: Inquire the Exhausted Clerk about the fellow on the wanted poster.
09/27/25 WW: Exit the store, wealth must be acquired.
09/27/25 WW: Jump behind the cashier and knock him out.
09/28/25 Clerk: Skip to the part where you die of corporate oppression.
09/28/25 WW: Examine your robotic looking legs and arms.
09/28/25 WW: Examine 4th wall.
09/28/25 WW: Examine pastries.
09/29/25 WW: Jam your fingers into the wall.
09/30/25 WW: Inspect the G I G A M U F F I N.
10/04/25 WW: Inspect another wall.
10/04/25 WW: Do not make eye contact with it.
10/04/25 WW: Break the glass of the 80-dollar cupcake, you can sell it at a pawn shop.
10/05/25 WW: "Hello, could you break that glass please, thank you".
10/05/25 WW: Make the man in the mirror look at the horrific cupcake thing.
10/06/25 WW: Bash cupcake glass with mirror. Obtain $80.99 cupcake.
10/06/25 WW: Get to breaking it then.
10/07/25 WW: Slice turret wires with mirror shard.
10/07/25 Clerk: This is your chance to get some shut eye!
10/08/25 Future Clerk: Wake up.
10/08/25 WW: Break window with cash register, after you loot it.
10/09/25 WW: Snatch whatever the cashier is holding.
10/09/25 WW: Examine picture in inventory.
10/11/25 WW: Just break the door handle with the register instead.
10/12/25 WW: Try to look for any civilization out there.
10/13/25 WW: Go behind the shop.
10/13/25 MM: Look inside the now thawed out freezer.
10/14/25 MM: Make the fish spill it's secrets.
10/14/25 MM: Stick head into the freezer. See what’s on the other side.
10/15/25 Interdimensional Wormhole: Open up.
10/15/25 MM: Get your head out the freezer, you've seen enough.
10/15/25 Freezer: Do something plot relevant already. Help the man acquire his wealth!
10/16/25 MM: Quickly grab that hand and drag the freezer dwelling jerk into the open.
10/16/25 MM: What were you doing before this freezer tomfoolery?
10/18/25 MM: Fuck it, just jump off the gas station island.
10/18/25 MM: Why won’t you do it? Jump off.
10/20/25 MM: Use machine on self to grow really big.
10/20/25 WW: Who is the man in the trash.
10/21/25 WW: Ask man if he knows how the shop got in the middle of this lava place.
10/21/25 WW: Cut the wristband bomb off his arm.
10/22/25 WW: Consider cutting his arm off entirely.
10/22/25 WW: Retrieve your chainsaw from your arms to cut off his arm.
10/22/25 WW: Do you even have anything big and sharp enough to cut off an arm?
10/23/25 WW: Slice em, then.
10/24/25 WW: Throw that arm away.
10/24/25 WW: Now ask hobo to explain what happened with this place.
10/25/25 Be that guy trapped in the grocery store.
11/04/25 Moneyfull Man: Walk through the dark.
11/04/25 Store: Open.
11/04/25 One: Be here.
11/04/25 One: Examine your surroundings.
11/08/25 Dollarless Dude: Enter grocery store.
11/09/25 Dollarless Dude: Leave the grocery store.
11/10/25 Dollarless Dude: Rip out that number one sign to use as weapon in case of danger.