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08/26/25 No Money

08/26/25 MM: Examine wanted poster.

08/26/25 MM: Ask about this moneyfull man.

08/28/25 MM: Exit the store, money must be found.

08/28/25 MM: Ask the employee for help.

08/28/25 MM: Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room.

08/28/25 MM: Climb into the air vent.

08/29/25 MM: Down all of the pimple purple while TC isn't looking.

08/29/25 TC: Look.

08/29/25 MM: Fart in the cool breeze from the vent.

08/29/25 MM: Punch the vent.

08/29/25 TC: L o o k.

08/29/25 MM: Turn to the other, undiscovered as of yet, wall.

08/29/25 Next.

08/29/25 MM: Steal money from register.

08/29/25 MM: Brag about the $0.01 to the Tired Cashier.

08/30/25 MM: Use penny to unscrew air vent.

08/30/25 MM: Keep the screws as a snack.

08/30/25 TC: Question what the hell this guy's deal is.

08/30/25 MM: Crawl through vent.

08/31/25 MM: Toss the screws at the fan.

08/31/25 TC: Finish your shift.

09/02/25 MM: Poke the fan with your finger.

09/02/25 MM: Poke your wound with the penny.

09/02/25 MM: Find cloth, stop the bleeding, survive.

09/02/25 Reader: Hear the sounds of the reader police because of your attempted suggestion-based murder.

09/03/25 MM: Do your best impression of Thor, God of Thunder and exit the vent.

09/03/25 TC: Fall asleep.

09/03/25 TC: Blink repeatedly in an attempt to regain your vision.

09/03/25 TC: Flash your light on Freddington Ursine, so he doesn't jumpscare you.

09/04/25 Reader: Question why the cashier didn't just duck under the counter for cover.

09/04/25 MM: Stand on the counter and remove turret from ceiling.

09/04/25 MM: Use that snake thing on the wall.

09/04/25 MM: Search TC’s body for anything useful.

09/05/25 MM: Use the scissors on the turret wires.

09/06/25 MM: Take a moment to lament the oh so untimely death of nothing.

09/06/25 MM: Do something productive by finding something that can break the vent fan.

09/07/25 MM: Question how you're able to carry a cash register in your pocket.

09/10/25 (S) You have a party in your pocket now.

09/10/25 MM: Yank the turret off.

09/11/25 MM: Test if you can shoot it by shooting the cashier.

09/11/25 MM: Go back in the vent.

09/11/25 MM: Use the 31 cents.

09/11/25 MM: Throw the 31 cents at the fan.

09/12/25 MM: Just throw the damn register at it already.

09/12/25 MM: Proceed.

09/12/25 MM: Throw the register at the gate to open it.

09/13/25 MM: Climb down ladder.

09/13/25 MM: Push up button.

09/13/25 MM: Put register on platform.

09/14/25 MM: Examine 4th wall of this room.

09/19/25 MM: Longingly caress the portrait.

09/20/25 MM: Enlarge the register and bash the front door open with it.

09/20/25 Next.

09/21/25 MM: Look into the abyss.

09/21/25 MM: This is an unsettling development, go back inside immediately.

09/21/25 MM: Did you have gas station sushi at some point?

09/22/25 MM: What does that sign say, to the right.

09/22/25 MM: Rearrange the letters of the sign to say "no DamS Frozen!".

09/22/25 MM: Attempt to pry open the freezer.

09/22/25 MM: Freeze it open then, penniless person.

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